More big-balled than the pitgeons ("más boludo que las palomas")

I told iu mai frend. Dat de faquin zing uosent goin chu bi isi. Nooou. It ricuairs a lot of peishens. A lot of persistens. Dat is guot ai olueis sei: dat it isen litel poteitous for de parrot ("papita pa'l loro"). Noooou. Not iven with meni sticks ("ni a palos"). Bicos deris a bilif abaut dis is samzing sili. Bat not. Bi shuar dat not. I tel iu maiself. I sing iu de aqiureit ("te canto la justa"). Dats mai yob, of cors.

Güel, esqius mi. Perjaps aim not sein nazin veri intrestin.

Chiers.